i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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