Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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