I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Why can't burritos get me drunk
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
