Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
he was CRYING into my vagina
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
These tits shall not be calmed
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
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