And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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