Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
lets start a swedish sibling band together
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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