It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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