"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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