I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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