cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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