We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
wow bdsm is so cute
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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