I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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