Only a mothe r could love this liver
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
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