You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
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