I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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