I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
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