i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
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