I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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