Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
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