Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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