So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
The adults are the big ones right?
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
Invitations to sext will not be acknowledged until 10 a.m. EST. Thank you for your cooperation. We apologize for any inconvenience.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize
