I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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