Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
Randomize
