I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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