If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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