ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
His hands were made for my vagina.
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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