I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
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