dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
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