I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
My brain says no but my pants say off.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
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