she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
