whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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