I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
Drunk is a universal language darling
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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