On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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