Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Someone came in the potted fern
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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