cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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