Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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