even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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