Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
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