So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
i'm stoned. there's a jazz trio playing outside across the street...scared that mike myers will appear & start yelling 'woman...WHOA MAN. WHOOOA MAN.' i'm snapping my fingers.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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