i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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