why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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