its not stalking. its research.
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
Randomize
