My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
the day after is always just damage control
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?�
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