Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
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