Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
the majority of my texts from you are at 3 AM & consist of either "I'm drunk", "you're asian", or "bratwurst"
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
It's not a walk of shame if you run
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