That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
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