before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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