is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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