is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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