ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
I wish they made helmets for livers.
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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