why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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